Monday, January 14, 2008

very true

Very True…

Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:
After your hands become coated with grease, your
nose will begin to itch.

Anthony's Law of the Workshop:
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least
accessible corner.

Civics' Conundrum:
When you dial a wrong number,you never get an
engaged one.

Cannon's Karmic Law:
If you tell the boss you were late for work because
you had a flat tyre,
the next morning you will have a flat tyre.

O'brien's Variation Law:
If you change queues, the one you have left will
start to move faster than
the one you are in now.

BELL'S THEOREM
When the body is immersed in water, the telephone
rings.

RUBY'S PRINCIPLE OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS
The probability of meeting someone you know
increases when you are with
someone you don't want to be seen with.

WILLOUGHBY'S LAW
When you try to prove to someone that a machine
won't work, it will.

ZADRA'S LAW OF BIOMECHANICS
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional
to the reach.

BREDA'S RULE
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest
from the aisle arrive
last.

OWEN'S LAW
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your
boss will ask you to
do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.

HOWDEN'S LAW
You remember you have to mail a letter only when
you're near the mailbox.

love

Event : An insect falls into a mug of beer
Reactions: Englishman:> > > Throws his mug away and walks out> > >> > >
American:> > > Takes the insect out and drinks the beer> > >> > >
Chinese:> > > Eats the insect and throws the beer away> > >> > >
Japanese:> > > Drinks the beer with insect as it is coming free> > >> > >
Indian:> > > Sells the beer to the American and insect to the Chinese and gets a new mug of beer

INTELLIGENT INDIANS> > >> > > Pakistani:> > > -Accuses the Indian for throwing insect into his beer> > >
Relates the issue to Kashmir> > > -Asks the Chinese for Military aid> > > -Takes a loan from the American to buy one more mug of beer